Ask me how the year has blown past us and I will not be able to give you a sufficient answer.
Time really is slick, isn’t it?
Time during a pandemic? Hang it up. Give up and give in. No controlling that sucker.
So, yes, we are nearly through the year. How about that?
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For twelve months now — well, longer actually — we’ve been collecting our favorite tweets of the week. Every seven days or so, I parse through Twitter and collect some funny posts because it’s nice to laugh at dumb things online.
Since we’ve almost reached the end of the year, we decided to collect the absolute best of the best for all of 2021. The funniest of the funny. The dumbest of the dumb. So, here they are the 76 best tweets of the year.
1. An absolute genius who must be protected at all costs
2. Keep me out of ALL situations henceforth, jabroni
3. The first of a few dril tweets that are simply obligatory
4. Please, never forget that the members of LMFAO consist of nephew Sky Blu and his uncle Redfoo
5. Spunch Bop
6. The pandemic in one sign
7. That’s right
8. Find me something more impressive that Johnny Knoxville, right after waking up from being knocked out, asking “Is Butterbean OK?” You cannot.
9. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
10. Been thinking about the phrase “smoking the Urkel” for months now
11. Galaxy brain stuff
12. The Find Out Century truly freakin’ sucks
13. Lying to yourself truly is a superpower
14. I hate how this feels like a real headline
16. Remember the stimmies? What a time
17. “i am so stressed out from running my pet lizards instagram account i’m about to have a nervous breakdown”
18. Here’s some more dril for you
19. It is important to be informed
20. We have to respect Artistry
21. Most men you know believe this. We are all wrong, but we believe it.
22. No, I want it LARGE, sir
23. Imagine getting a massive wheel of cheese during a date. What a perfect date.
24. Honestly the only way to read this
25. RIP to this person. There is no recovery from toot canal.
26. These kids who counter protested anti-maskers with Gen Z nonsense are my favorite people ever
27. This professor has never had a better day. He’s been chasing this high ever since, I bet.
28. Hell yea
29. Sure I could become self-actualized but I could instead just buy a new couch and save time
30. Just bury me loose, baby
31. Just a damn fine joke
32. More dril
33. Bigbody
34. Guess some of you aren’t a special little fella and that’s fine but it couldn’t be me
35. A lovely find
36. Yeah…hell yeah… toss the tomato… yes
37. As a pontoon enthusiast, this boat rules
38. This is how I desire everyone to wish me a happy birthday from here on out
39. Hmmmmmmm riddle me this, Fauci
40. Thank God this shirt exists
41. I hate how much I understand this
42. Don’t mind me, on my Tony Soprano diet
43. John from Bridesburg is all I think about
44. “Dude’s back was shaped like a Dorito.”
45. Gotta make that content, baby
46. No thoughts just Porpo Dorpo
47. I, too, am a big stupid moose
48. I’ve never seen this show but I’ve seen this tweet and now I think of this quote all the time
49. More dril, baby
50. One day this’ll be me as a parent and I think that’s beautiful
51. Bless this vibe warrior
52. Correct
53. Honk Depot
54. I volunteer to go last
55. Buddy, I am about to get floor poisoning
56. A. Two. Holer.
57. Frankly a legendary goof
58. Yep, this is so true and we all know it
59. No. Bingus.
60. We all want this.
61. Somebody call 9-1-1
62. I could house hundreds of Tums and simply chill out
63. Take care of the critters
64. Sprimp
65. Together
66. Yep, this is true and we should admit it as a country
67. A perfect idea
68. Going $10 mode is so powerful
69. Joseph. Thee. Stallion.
70. Guess I’m just built different
71. The way I can just hear this
72. Just give me a sec, babe, I’m going scarecrow mode
73. It works too well
74. A classic mom bop
75. A perfect, and haunting, short story
76. And finally, these stunning photos of my puppy
This article was originally published in June 2021 and was updated in December 2021.